March 14, 2010 | 4:08

best week of my life (so far)

i made a beeline for the beach last saturday at four o’clock in the am. after driving for several very long, very sleepy hours me and most of my best girlfriends (including my 3 future roomies) arrived in paradise.

we wasted no freakin time getting our drink on, and by the end of our trip (which was yesterday) we had finished 4 vodka handles, 3 tequila bottles, 2 rum handles, a fifth of everclear and a fifth of jack daniels. it was not easy but it sure was fun! i am especially proud of the fact that no one got arrested, received a ticket, got alcohol poisoning, lost or broke something valuable, and we all got along for the most part. it was no small feat when there are 10 girls crammed into a 2 bedroom condo for 7 days with lots and lots of alcohol.

we made some amazing memories that i know will be with me for the rest of my life. we have inside jokes out the ass, and i feel like we bonded together so well. i can’t wait to spend next year with my roomies that i absolutely adore.

i also had my first enjoyable, legit one night stand. since my abortion, i’ve been really afraid to have sex but i got placed on birth control and have learned that no protection means NO SEX, no exceptions. anyway it was this really cool guy i had been talking to all week and thursday was his last night in town and we just ended up in bed and it was amazing. i felt the post-orgasmic glow i had been missing for awhile now.

now my throat is completely hoarse, my bags are still covered in sand, my skin is bronzed, and my liver needs some rest.