March 2, 2010 | 1:07

revenge, sweet revenge

so i noticed when i first started talking to my psycho ex

that he didn’t have a myspace, or a facebook, or a twitter…

or ANYTHING online where i could find out more about him.

so i figured i’d do him a favor-

make him a facebook & myspace profile complete with pictures,

description of where he works/lives,

and details of how he treats people.

that way when the next naive little girl wanders into his path

and does some web-stalking (like we all do)

she’ll find more than enough reasons to turn around

and run.

:)